tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:57:22 +0000The odd collection of sayings, witticisms, quotes and sundry observations.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/noreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)Blogger207125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-4632626131249705580Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:51:00 +00002008-03-20T19:52:31.036-07:00Never talk when you can nod and never nod when you can wink and never write an e-mail, because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2008/03/quote-from-eliot-spitzer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Colleen Shirazi)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-4607572813850494560Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:50:00 +00002007-11-11T09:57:03.158-08:00televisionWe're wasting valuable drinking time! (Tinker)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/11/quote-from-lovejoy-television-show.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Colleen Shirazi)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-5418052482743869044Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:29:00 +00002007-11-11T09:57:03.159-08:00televisionI'm a Catholic - I can feel guilty about anything. (Stone)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/10/quote-from-law-order-television-show.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Colleen Shirazi)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-8404598072848195846Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:23:00 +00002007-09-02T22:27:08.470-07:00Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. (courtesy Celestial Seasonings tea)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/09/quote-from-george-washington-carver.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Colleen Shirazi)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-954282791610295577Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:03:00 +00002007-08-23T17:03:57.678-07:00Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/08/quote-from-crow-movie-1994.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Colleen Shirazi)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-4751951416640617430Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:29:00 +00002007-07-01T21:32:04.160-07:00You might as well ask Picasso, "Hey, why'd you paint in blue for that period?" when he doesn't really know—except maybe someone gave him a load of blue paint.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/07/quote-from-hugh-cornwell.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Colleen Shirazi)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-7139836661874156605Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:00:00 +00002007-06-11T11:02:09.087-07:00The world is wide; no two days are alike, nor even two hours; neither were there ever two leaves of a tree alike since the creation of the world; and the genuine productions of art, like those of nature, are all distinct from one another. (source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wikiquote:Quote_of_the_day/June)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-john-constable.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-6540185537612695914Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:55:00 +00002007-06-11T10:59:40.424-07:00Just keep going. Everybody gets better if they keep at it.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-ted-williams.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-2183804266431234436Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:45:00 +00002007-11-11T09:57:03.159-08:00televisionNot even if Hell freezes over and they play The Stanley Cup down there. (Da Vinci)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-da-vincis-inquest-television.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-4399418219698740837Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:19:00 +00002007-06-06T17:20:08.936-07:00My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-errol-flynn.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-1767288180088258127Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:19:00 +00002007-06-06T17:19:42.530-07:00Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-albert-schweitzer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-870919644447559110Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:19:00 +00002007-06-06T17:19:16.309-07:00Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-ralph-waldo-emerson.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-3600373773389970877Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:18:00 +00002007-06-06T17:18:52.030-07:00The difference between a genius and an idiot, is that the genius reads the instructions.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-me.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-7483938999514596870Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:18:00 +00002007-06-06T17:18:22.728-07:00I'd rather be reading Bukowski.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/bumper-sticker.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-7086771049824617567Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:14:00 +00002007-06-06T17:15:24.470-07:00A lot of women singers today seem to be saying, "If you love me and then hurt me, I'll die." I say, "If you love me then hurt me, I'll kick your ass." (source: http://lemuseumdebenatar.com/ie1279.html)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-pat-benatar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-3445453985691195966Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:13:00 +00002007-06-06T17:13:53.607-07:00A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-godfather-novel-by-mario.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-7624442980222436734Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:12:00 +00002007-11-11T09:57:24.960-08:00televisionCome on, who cares about the religion of the guy your wife is boffing? (Logan)http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-law-order-television-show.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-7616576686149489973Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:07:00 +00002007-06-06T17:08:06.257-07:00It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. It is easier to stay out than to get out. A Southerner talks music. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. If you pick up a starving dog and make him http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quotes-from-mark-twain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-5634587471012862490Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:06:00 +00002007-06-06T17:06:22.199-07:00Opinions cannot survive if one has no chance to fight for them.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-thomas-mann.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-8113005630885608017Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:04:00 +00002007-06-06T17:04:23.401-07:00The wind blows over the lake and stirs the surface of the water. Thus, visible effects of the invisible are manifested.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-i-ching.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-1254757758605213930Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:03:00 +00002007-06-06T17:03:58.572-07:00Memory is a child walking along the seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-pierce-harris.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-7311224622075121458Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:03:00 +00002007-06-06T17:03:31.916-07:00A hot dog at the ballpark is better than steak at the Ritz.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-humphrey-bogart.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-2989348068671077673Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:02:00 +00002007-06-06T17:03:05.617-07:00When packing, spread everything out on the bed, take out half the clothes, and double the money!http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-florianne-gordon.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-3424616214694581177Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:02:00 +00002007-06-06T17:02:35.190-07:00At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-plato.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-5105021207685040792Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:00:00 +00002007-06-06T17:01:22.493-07:00We do not see things as they are. We see them as we are.http://www.thebroadroom.net/fun/wit_wisdom_blog/2007/06/quote-from-talmud.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (TheBroadroom.Net)