tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29071924037811642532008-10-18T09:57:22.887-07:00The odd collection of sayings, witticisms, quotes and sundry observations.TheBroadroom.Nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11474971338995816520noreply@blogger.comBlogger207125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-46326261312497055802008-03-20T19:51:00.000-07:002008-03-20T19:52:31.036-07:00

Never talk when you can nod and never nod when you can wink and never write an e-mail, because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need.

Colleen Shirazinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-46075728138504945602007-11-11T09:50:00.000-08:002007-11-11T09:57:03.158-08:00

We're wasting valuable drinking time! (Tinker)

Colleen Shirazinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-54180524827438690442007-10-20T14:29:00.000-07:002007-11-11T09:57:03.159-08:00

I'm a Catholic - I can feel guilty about anything. (Stone)

Colleen Shirazinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-84045980728481958462007-09-02T22:23:00.000-07:002007-09-02T22:27:08.470-07:00

Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. (courtesy Celestial Seasonings tea)

Colleen Shirazinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-9542827916102955772007-08-23T17:03:00.001-07:002007-08-23T17:03:57.678-07:00

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

Colleen Shirazinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-47519514166406174302007-07-01T21:29:00.000-07:002007-07-01T21:32:04.160-07:00

You might as well ask Picasso, "Hey, why'd you paint in blue for that period?" when he doesn't really know—except maybe someone gave him a load of blue paint.

Colleen Shirazinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2907192403781164253.post-71398366618741566052007-06-11T11:00:00.000-07:002007-06-11T11:02:09.087-07:00

The world is wide; no two days are alike, nor even two hours; neither were there ever two leaves of a tree alike since the creation of the world; and the genuine productions of art, like those of nature, are all distinct from one another. (source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wikiquote:Quote_of_the_day/June)

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Just keep going. Everybody gets better if they keep at it.

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Not even if Hell freezes over and they play The Stanley Cup down there. (Da Vinci)

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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The difference between a genius and an idiot, is that the genius reads the instructions.

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I'd rather be reading Bukowski.

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A lot of women singers today seem to be saying, "If you love me and then hurt me, I'll die." I say, "If you love me then hurt me, I'll kick your ass." (source: http://lemuseumdebenatar.com/ie1279.html)

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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

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Come on, who cares about the religion of the guy your wife is boffing? (Logan)

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. It is easier to stay out than to get out. A Southerner talks music. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. If you pick up a starving dog and make him

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Opinions cannot survive if one has no chance to fight for them.

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The wind blows over the lake and stirs the surface of the water. Thus, visible effects of the invisible are manifested.

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Memory is a child walking along the seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things.

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A hot dog at the ballpark is better than steak at the Ritz.

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When packing, spread everything out on the bed, take out half the clothes, and double the money!

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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

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We do not see things as they are. We see them as we are.

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