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· Quote from John Constable
· Quote from Ted Williams
· Quote from Da Vinci's Inquest (television show)
· Quote from Errol Flynn
· Quote from Albert Schweitzer
· Quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson
· Quote from me
· Bumper sticker
· Quote from Pat Benatar
· Quote from The Godfather (novel by Mario Puzo)
· Quote from Law & Order (television show)
· Quotes from Mark Twain
· Quote from Thomas Mann
· Quote from The I Ching
· Quote from Pierce Harris
· Quote from Humphrey Bogart
· Quote from Florianne Gordon
· Quote from Plato
· Quote from The Talmud
· Quote from Will.I.Am
· Quote from Jessica Simpson
· Quote from Eric Hoffer
· Quote from Walter Lippmann
· Quote from Derek Bok
· Quote from Stanislaw J. Lec
· Quote from Henry Ford
· Quote from George Eliot
· Quote from Les Brown
· Quote from Phillip Brooks
· Quote from James Baldwin
· Quote from Ben Franklin
· Quotes from Holiday Mathis
· Quote from She Done Him Wrong (movie, 1933)
· Quote from Ernest Hemingway
· Quotes from Casablanca (movie, 1942)
· Quote from To Have and Have Not (movie, 1944)
· Quote from Sunset Blvd. (movie, 1950)
· Quote from Dr. Strangelove (movie, 1964)
· Quote from Dirty Harry (movie, 1971)
· Quote from Chinatown (movie, 1974)
· Quote from Apocalypse Now (movie, 1979)
· Quote from Sudden Impact (movie, 1983)
· Quote from Dirty Dancing (movie, 1987)
· Quote from When Harry Met Sally... (movie, 1989)
· Quote from Giorgio Armani
· Quote from Edgar Wilson Nye
· Quotes from Spike Milligan
· Quote from Sleepy Hollow (movie, 1999)
· Paraphrased from Harry Anderson
· Quotes from Oscar Levant
· Quote from Charlie Woo
· Quote from Jo Petty
· Quote from Margaret Cho
· Quote from General George Patton
· Quote from Samuel Johnson
· Quote from Jimmy Durante
· Quote from Michael Korda
· Quotes from tea packaging
· Quote from George Burns
· Quotes from Coco Chanel
· Quote from "Hard Target" (movie)
· Quote from Samuel Goldwyn
· Quote from Harvey Cox
· Quote from Nicolas Chamfort
· Quote from Yogi Berra
· Quote from Alphonse Kerr
· Quote from Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
· Quote from A. E. Housman
· Quotes from Oscar Wilde
· Quote from Warren Earl Burger
· Quotes from Robert Frost
· Quote from Woody Allen (attributed by Marshall Brickman)
· Quotes from Marilyn Monroe
· Quote from Virginia Woolf
· Quote from Tallulah Bankhead
· Quote from G. C. Lichtenberg
· Quote from John F. Kennedy
· Quote from Mel Brooks
· Quote from John Vliet Lindsay
· Quote from Charlie Parker
· Quote from Camillien Houde
· Quote from Tennessee Williams
· Quote from Cato Marcus Porcius
· Quote from Loretta Young
· Quotes from John Lennon
· Quote from Barbara Walters
· Quote from Frank Zappa
· Quote from Shirley MacLaine
· Quote from Brendan Behan
· Quote from Zsa Zsa Gabor
· Quote from William Styron
· Quotes from Fran Lebowitz
· Quote from Arturo Toscanini
· Quote from Francois Truffaut
· Quotes from Lillian Hellman
· Quote from General Westmoreland (as quoted by Greg Palast)
· Quote from Thomas Aquinas Murphy
· Quote from A. B. Alcott
· Quote from Albert Camus
· Quotes from Harry S Truman
· Quotes from Erica Jong

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Quote from John Constable

The world is wide; no two days are alike, nor even two hours; neither were there ever two leaves of a tree alike since the creation of the world; and the genuine productions of art, like those of nature, are all distinct from one another.

(source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wikiquote:Quote_of_the_day/June)

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, Monday, June 11, 2007 at 11:00 AM (Pacific)



Quote from Ted Williams

Just keep going. Everybody gets better if they keep at it.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 10:55 AM (Pacific)



Quote from Da Vinci's Inquest (television show)

Not even if Hell freezes over and they play The Stanley Cup down there.

(Da Vinci)

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posted by TheBroadroom.Net, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 at 9:45 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Errol Flynn

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:19 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:19 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:19 PM (Pacific)



Quote from me

The difference between a genius and an idiot, is that the genius reads the instructions.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:18 PM (Pacific)



Bumper sticker

I'd rather be reading Bukowski.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:18 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Pat Benatar

A lot of women singers today seem to be saying, "If you love me and then hurt me, I'll die." I say, "If you love me then hurt me, I'll kick your ass."

(source: http://lemuseumdebenatar.com/ie1279.html)

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:14 PM (Pacific)



Quote from The Godfather (novel by Mario Puzo)

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:13 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Law & Order (television show)

Come on, who cares about the religion of the guy your wife is boffing?

(Logan)

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posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:12 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

It is easier to stay out than to get out.

A Southerner talks music.

The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is really a large matter- it's the difference between lightning bug and the lightning.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Be always careful not to take too much from an experience. A cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will never again sit upon a hot stove lid. Nor upon a cold stove lid.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

(source: Wikiquote)

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:07 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Thomas Mann

Opinions cannot survive if one has no chance to fight for them.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:06 PM (Pacific)



Quote from The I Ching

The wind blows over the lake and stirs the surface of the water. Thus, visible effects of the invisible are manifested.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:04 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Pierce Harris

Memory is a child walking along the seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:03 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Humphrey Bogart

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than steak at the Ritz.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:03 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Florianne Gordon

When packing, spread everything out on the bed, take out half the clothes, and double the money!

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:02 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Plato

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:02 PM (Pacific)



Quote from The Talmud

We do not see things as they are. We see them as we are.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 5:00 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Will.I.Am

Love is a frequency, and it's missing in the world today, that frequency.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 4:59 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Jessica Simpson

I'm not one to sit here and say, "Oh, it's the Cinderella story." There are days when your foot is swollen and your glass slipper doesn't fit, but then you take a water pill and, the next day, it's fine.

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

(quoted in Cosmopolitan magazine)

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 4:55 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Eric Hoffer

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 4:55 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Walter Lippmann

The music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 4:45 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Derek Bok

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

posted by TheBroadroom.Net, at 4:44 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Stanislaw J. Lec

He who limps is still walking.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:43 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Henry Ford

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:42 PM (Pacific)



Quote from George Eliot

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:42 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Les Brown

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:41 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Phillip Brooks

Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:41 PM (Pacific)



Quote from James Baldwin

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:32 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Ben Franklin

Well done is better than well said. (attributed by Holiday Mathis)

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:31 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Holiday Mathis

Why make excuses when you could be making history?

If everyone is singing the same note, there is no harmony.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:31 PM (Pacific)



Quote from She Done Him Wrong (movie, 1933)

Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:30 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Ernest Hemingway

Never confuse movement with action. (as quoted by Marlene Dietrich, source: Wikiquote)

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 4:20 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Casablanca (movie, 1942)

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

We'll always have Paris.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 at 12:22 PM (Pacific)



Quote from To Have and Have Not (movie, 1944)

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:21 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Sunset Blvd. (movie, 1950)

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:21 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Dr. Strangelove (movie, 1964)

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:20 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Dirty Harry (movie, 1971)

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:20 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Chinatown (movie, 1974)

Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:19 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Apocalypse Now (movie, 1979)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:18 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Sudden Impact (movie, 1983)

Go ahead, make my day.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:18 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Dirty Dancing (movie, 1987)

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:16 PM (Pacific)



Quote from When Harry Met Sally... (movie, 1989)

I'll have what she's having.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:16 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Giorgio Armani

Elegance doesn't mean getting noticed, it means being remembered.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:15 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Edgar Wilson Nye

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 12:13 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Spike Milligan

My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen.

When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.

I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

(as quoted in Last of the Goons by Bruce Bellingham)

posted by Colleen Shirazi, Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 10:12 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Sleepy Hollow (movie, 1999)

Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue...

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 10:11 PM (Pacific)



Paraphrased from Harry Anderson

There's a sucker born every minute, but there's a hustler born every second.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 10:09 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Oscar Levant

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

I knew her [Doris Day] before she was a virgin.

So little time and so little to do.

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 10:07 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Charlie Woo

When the price is right, everybody is a brother.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:54 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Jo Petty

Culture is one thing, and varnish another. (contributed by Charityjoy, from Wings of Silver by Jo Petty)

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:52 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Margaret Cho

Beauty is a choice. Choose yourself. Choose to be beautiful.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:52 PM (Pacific)



Quote from General George Patton

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:50 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Samuel Johnson

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:50 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Jimmy Durante

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:49 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Michael Korda

Gossip, unlike river water, flows both ways.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:48 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from tea packaging

There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.

--Bernard-Paul Heroux, 1900's Basque philosopher (Trader Joe's tea)


I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea.

--Lu t'ung (Trader Joe's tea)


He who knows others is wise; he who knows himself is enlightened.

--Lao Tzu (Celestial Seasonings tea)


Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.

--Plutarch (Celestial Seasonings tea)


Ten thousand flowers in spring, the moon in autumn, a cool breeze in summer, snow in winter. If your mind isn't clouded by unnecessary things, this is the best season of your life.

--Wu Men (Celestial Seasonings tea)

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:44 PM (Pacific)



Quote from George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:43 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Coco Chanel

Always remove, always strip away, never add. (contributed by Carol)

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:42 PM (Pacific)



Quote from "Hard Target" (movie)

Poor people get bored, too.


posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:30 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Samuel Goldwyn

I can give you a definite perhaps.

Let's have some new cliches.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:29 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Harvey Cox

Not to decide is to decide.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:29 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Nicolas Chamfort

Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:28 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot just by watchin'.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:28 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Alphonse Kerr

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:27 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:26 PM (Pacific)



Quote from A. E. Housman

I do not know upon which subject he will next employ his versatile incapacity.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:26 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Oscar Wilde

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

I have found that all ugly things are made by those who strive to make something beautiful, and that all beautiful things are made by those who strive to make something useful.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:25 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Warren Earl Burger

I will never hire a woman clerk. A woman would have to leave work at 6 p.m. and cook dinner for her husband.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:24 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Robert Frost

Good fences make good neighbors. (from "Mending Wall")

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:22 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Woody Allen (attributed by Marshall Brickman)

Showing up is 80 percent of life.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:22 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Marilyn Monroe

[Hollywood is] a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.

I don't want to make money. I just want to be wonderful.

Acting isn't something you do. Instead of doing it, it occurs. If you're going to start with logic, you might as well give up. You can have conscious preparation, but you have unconscious results.

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:16 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Virginia Woolf

The art of writing has for backbone some fierce attachment to an idea.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:15 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Tallulah Bankhead

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:02 PM (Pacific)



Quote from G. C. Lichtenberg

It is often easier to hide something than to hide the fact that you are hiding something.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:02 PM (Pacific)



Quote from John F. Kennedy

Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:01 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Mel Brooks

To be the funniest has always been my aim. Not the most philosophical, not the most profound, but the funniest.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:01 PM (Pacific)



Quote from John Vliet Lindsay

If you want gratitude, get yourself a dog.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:01 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Charlie Parker

Romance without finance ain't got no chance.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:00 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Camillien Houde

A mob is like a river--it never runs uphill.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 9:00 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Tennessee Williams

Time is the longest distance between two places.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:59 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Cato Marcus Porcius

I had rather men should ask why no statue has been erected in my honor, than why one has.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:58 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Loretta Young

A beautiful face gets you the first five minutes. After that you're on your own.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:58 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from John Lennon

As usual, there's a great woman behind every idiot (upon winning his permanent residence status in the U.S.).

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. (from "Beautiful Boy")

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:53 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Barbara Walters

If it's a woman, it's caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. If it's a woman, it's too often pushy, if it's a man it's aggressive in the best sense of the word (commenting on critics who call her brand of interviewing caustic).

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:24 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Frank Zappa

High school isn't a time and a place. It's a state of mind.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:23 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Shirley MacLaine

Sure, I'd play a hooker again, if she got to be Secretary of State.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:23 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Brendan Behan

When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:22 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 8:22 PM (Pacific)



Quote from William Styron

I think a great novel could even come out of Beverly Hills.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:58 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Fran Lebowitz

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication.

If God had meant for everything to happen at once, he would not have invented desk calendars.

The outdoors is what you have to pass through to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:58 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Arturo Toscanini

I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I've never had time for tobacco since.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:57 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Francois Truffaut

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:57 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Lillian Hellman

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions (referring to the activities of the House Un-American Activities Committee).

If I had to give young writers advice, I would say, Don't listen to writers talking about writing or about themselves.

Nobody can argue any longer about the rights of women. It's like arguing about earthquakes.

We have no national memory.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:57 PM (Pacific)



Quote from General Westmoreland (as quoted by Greg Palast)

When you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:56 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Thomas Aquinas Murphy

There's a desire today for more security and for a risk-free society. But that becomes a choiceless society, not a free society.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:56 PM (Pacific)



Quote from A. B. Alcott

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:55 PM (Pacific)



Quote from Albert Camus

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:55 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Harry S Truman

The C students run the world.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:54 PM (Pacific)



Quotes from Erica Jong

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place that it leads.

You don't have to beat a woman if you can make her feel guilty.

posted by Colleen Shirazi, at 7:53 PM (Pacific)