A. ...would that be MAC Sequin or Almay One Coat Sequin?
B. ...would that be NARS Sequin or Maybelline Moisture Whip Sequin?
C. How can you compare a lipstick to a sequin?
D. Aren't all pink lipsticks the same gosh darn it!

A. That's Wet'n'Wild #666 lipliner pencil, the bronzey-rose one--natch.
B. Isn't #666 the new Max Factor liquid lip stuff?
C. Hmmm...what's wrong with plain old Revlon?
D. Sounds like "The Omen" to me...heh heh.

A. $15
B. $55
C. $155
D. $135

A. a dentist
B. German holistic brand
C. the guy who invented that clear lipstick sealer
D. Sharon Stone's derm and live-in love

A. oxybenzone
B. avobenzone
C. titanium dioxide
D. Sharon Stone's derm's mother's address in the Valley

A. Jane
B. Urban Decay
C. LORAC
D. Vincent Longo

A. Philosophy "Present"
B. Basis "Face the Day"
C. Terax "Crema"
D. jojoba oil

A. mysterious pink lunch meat
B. gratuitous advertising, plus the junk you find in your e-mailbox
C. a blend of Sandalwood, Patchouli, Amber and Musk essential oils
D. all of the above

A. L'Oreal
B. Estee Lauder, of course
C. Ted Turner, because Jane Fonda likes the Moisture Whip lippies
D. Time-Warner-Microsoft

A. Hemp Colors "Paprika"
B. MAC "Marrakesh"
C. Maybelline "Nude Beach"--and she's mad because it's discontinued
D. Chapstick, Chapstick, Chapstick